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Soft yet structured, the clean white canvas puts bold green lettering and a simple dog silhouette front-and-center, so your message comes through loud and proud on morning walks, vet visits, or lazy couch days. The classic fit and midweight 50\/50 fabric give a lived-in comfort without losing shape, and the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching hold up wash after wash. This sweatshirt lands where comfort meets personality — wear it when you want to say who matters most without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, plus right and left wrists.\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Nicaragua from a medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²).\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams (tubular knit) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability.\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes.\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000), safety-compliant with flammability and restricted substance standards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- 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